From Hahas for Hoo-has

I’m sharing this on my blog for my friends who don’t follow this group on FB. This is hands down one of the funniest girlie doctor visits I have ever heard about. It’s not gross or detailed in any way— you must give it a read!!

As told on FB:

 

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”

Never going back to that doctor again……….. never.

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ANON Reviews

Oh how I love those!

The latest was on “Hands of Fire”.

Good. Nobody likes Nora anyways.

This should be in the True Blood section.

Nora doesn’t even exist in the SVM world.

She doesn’t? Wow, thanks for the knowledge! *insert sarcasm here* Thanks for the feedback! LOL *eye roll*

More stuff

I have come across some other stuff I think I will post. It hasn’t been through my beta guru, Jax yet, but I’ll let it slide on this story. It’s more of a way to self-heal anyways. I am cleaning up the first chapter and will post it shortly. I have no idea how many chapters it will be, or if I will continue to work on it. You’ll understand after you read it. 🙂

I’m Alive! :)

I am getting ready to post chapter 15 in the next week or so. While I was digging through and reading what I had prepared, I found a little drabble I wrote about Eric and Nora. It’s super short, but I figured wth, might as well share it, right? I’ll post it in a few minutes, wanna clean it up a bit. 

PDP 15 will be going to my lovely beta tomorrow and our turn around time will be about a week. Y’all have MissRissa to thank for this update, that girl kicks my arse until I give her something. Surprisingly,  it works!

On a personal note, my law suit finally settled, so needless to say I am happy. Life is good. I came out quite nicely and it’s opening all sorts of doors for me. I will forever have issues with my hand, but hopefully I will learn to work through the pain- or at least find a way to produce without hurting myself too much. 

Thanks for you patience, loves!